Start your day the Shirefolk way 🍳
This “One Does Not Simply Skip the Second Breakfast” T-shirt is a clever mash-up of two of the most iconic Lord of the Rings memes. Featuring a playful halfling adventurer making the legendary gesture, this tee reminds everyone of life’s most important rule: never skip second breakfast.
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Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 → super-soft, lightweight, with just the right stretch.
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Unisex fit → looks great on all adventurers, big or small.
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High-quality DTG print → bold lines & text that stay sharp, wash after wash.
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Fan-inspired, parody design → no official logos, just clever fun for LOTR lovers.
Whether you’re gearing up for a journey to Mord—uh, the grocery store, or just lounging with your first (or second) coffee, this tee is the perfect conversation starter for fantasy fans and foodies alike.
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L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
