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Straight Outta the Dark Tower Heavy Cotton Tee by Couch Club

Straight Outta the Dark Tower Heavy Cotton Tee by Couch Club

Regular price $23.75 USD
Regular price Sale price $23.75 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Step out of the shadows and into the spotlight ⚡

The “Straight Outta the Dark Tower” Heavy Cotton Tee delivers a bold, dark aesthetic for those who live on the edge of fantasy and metal. Featuring distressed block lettering with a fiery tower silhouette and arcane runes, this shirt channels pure dark-lord energy with a clever parody twist.

  • Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton → thick, durable, built like a classic band tee.

  • Boxy, sturdy fit → perfect for that old-school concert vibe.

  • High-contrast DTG print → crisp white text with fiery glow that pops on black cotton.

  • Dark parody design → no official logos, just clever, original artwork.

Wear it to a gig, a game night, or while plotting from your own “tower.” This tee is built to last, just like the legends of old.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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